DREAMS IN SCRIBBLES

Why did the egg study for two hours on Thursday?

Because he had an ‘ Eggzam ‘ on Friday!

What type of competition do the bees like the most?

A spelling bee..

Chef to his assistant: I am making a salad, you make a dressing.

Assistant: Sir, would a bowtie and buttons look good on the salad?

Husband Shark : Shall we have clown fish for dinner today?

Wife Shark: No way! They taste funny!

Teacher: What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Student: Ma’am, a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird.